u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u
I’m gonna tear you inside out
when you get caught taking food without permission
Me Asking you out on a date
Hey I got a fat doobie rolled up, want to come over and get ZOOTED? I got cheese fries and pizza. Oh and there’s a marathon of That ’70s show right now.
"Some people come into your life just to teach you how to let go."
- Reyna Biddy (via lipstick-bullet)
(Source: kushandwizdom, via listenoceans)
"I need a nap and an orgasm."
- (via footballsexandalcohol)
(Source: thegreatmadman, via menthole)
You: you smell nice.
Me: thanks it's the weed.